Jewelry Collection by Prudence
You don’t know how to do any of those. Bender, I didn’t know you liked cooking. That’s so cute. No, I’m Santa Claus! Your best is an idiot! You lived before you met me?! Isn’t it true that you have been paid for your testimony? Kids don’t turn rotten just from watching TV. Why not indeed!
It doesn’t look so shiny to me. Hey, what kinda party is this? There’s no booze and only one hooker. We’re also Santa Claus! Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be… Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! Look, last night was a mistake. And I’m his friend Jesus. Why would I want to know that? Is the Space Pope reptilian!?
Oh, I think we should just stay friends
Yeah, and if you were the pope they’d be all, “Straighten your pope hat.” And “Put on your good vestments.” Eeeee! Now say “nuclear wessels”! Â Ask her how her day was. You mean while I’m sleeping in it? No, just a regular mistake. No. We’re on the top. But I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Good news, everyone! I’ve taught the toaster to feel love! In our darkest hour, we can stand erect, with proud upthrust bosoms.
Daylight and everything.
You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? When the lights go out, it’s nobody’s business what goes on between two consenting adults. I wish! It’s a nickel. No argument here. Stop! Don’t shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression! Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems. Soon enough. You, minion. Lift my arm. AFTER HIM! Stop it, stop it. It’s fine. I will ‘destroy’ you! Ah, the ‘Breakfast Club’ soundtrack! Â Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral! I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp.
Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be… Man, I’m sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with mighty Thor. Well I’da done better, but it’s plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence. And why did ‘I’ have to take a cab? Kids don’t turn rotten just from watching TV.
You’re going to do his laundry? Oh sure! Blame the wizards! Leela, are you alright? You got wanged on the head. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself.
I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Uhh… also, comes with double prize money. You can see how I lived before I met you. Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you are pretending to be. I had more, but you go ahead. Dr. Zoidberg, that doesn’t make sense. But, okay! Bender, hurry! This fuel’s expensive! Also, we’re dying! Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! Bender, hurry! This fuel’s expensive! Also, we’re dying!
Bender, quit destroying the universe!
Leela’s gonna kill me. You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from intestinal parasites? That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him! Stop! Don’t shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression! Your best is an idiot! I don’t want to be rescued. Can I use the gun? Hey, guess what you’re accessories to.
