
10 Life-Changing Trips
You are the last hope of the universe. For example, if you killed your grandfather, you’d cease to exist! Anyhoo, your net-suits will allow you to experience Fry’s worm infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them. File not found. And when we woke up, we had these bodies. Leela, are you alright? You got wanged on the head. Large bet on myself in round one. You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don’t pay you or let you go.
Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn’t you just get me the death penalty? Hello Morbo, how’s the family? Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. Okay, it’s 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can’t hold the charge and the reception isn’t very… Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man.
You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? No, just a regular mistake. Tell her she looks thin. Shut up and get to the point! I’ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, I’m going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Now ‘I” have to pay ”them’!
You don’t know how to do any of those. Oh no! The professor will hit me! But if Zoidberg ‘fixes’ it… then perhaps gifts! Ummm…to eBay? I could if you hadn’t turned on the light and shut off my stereo. I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?
Hey, guess what you’re accessories to. Oh no! The professor will hit me! But if Zoidberg ‘fixes’ it… then perhaps gifts! We don’t have a brig. Kids have names? Does anybody else feel jealous and aroused and worried? Oh dear! She’s stuck in an infinite loop, and he’s an idiot! Well, that’s love for you.