
Alaska Adventures
You are the last hope of the universe. For example, if you killed your grandfather, you’d cease to exist! Anyhoo, your net-suits will allow you to experience Fry’s worm infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them. File not found. And when we woke up, we had these bodies. Leela, are you alright? You got wanged on the head. Large bet on myself in round one. You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don’t pay you or let you go.
Daddy Bender, we’re hungry. When will that be? The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. And I’m his friend Jesus. Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar. Good news, everyone! There’s a report on TV with some very bad news!
Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money! Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I’m still single? It’s ’cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans! Fatal. Now that the, uh, garbage ball is in space, Doctor, perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions? Calculon is gonna kill us and it’s all everybody else’s fault!
You won’t have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you’ll be doing. When the lights go out, it’s nobody’s business what goes on between two consenting adults. What’s with you kids? Every other day it’s food, food, food. Alright, I’ll get you some stupid food. I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan!