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He hasn’t got shit all over him. She looks like one. We found them. I am your king. And this isn’t my nose. This is a false one. Camelot!


I’m not a witch. Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time! He hasn’t got shit all over him. Shut up! Will you shut up?! I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time!

  • But you are dressed as one…
  • And the hat. She’s a witch!
  • Shut up! Will you shut up?!
  • Where’d you get the coconuts?

Makes Ben Hur look like an Epic!

Camelot! It’s only a model. Where’d you get the coconuts? Well, I didn’t vote for you.

The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice!

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land. Well, how’d you become king, then? I have to push the pram a lot. She looks like one.

  1. She looks like one.
  2. Now, look here, my good man.
  3. I am your king.
Dennis the Peasant

No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she’s got a wart. Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! Who’s that then? Now, look here, my good man. But you are dressed as one… Camelot!

Help, help, I’m being repressed!

On second thoughts, let’s not go there. It is a silly place. Why? I dunno. Must be a king. I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time! No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she’s got a wart.

Shut up! Will you shut up?! No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she’s got a wart. No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she’s got a wart. Shut up! We shall say ‘Ni’ again to you, if you do not appease us.

Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Where’d you get the coconuts? What a strange person. Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time! The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice!

And this isn’t my nose. This is a false one. On second thoughts, let’s not go there. It is a silly place. We want a shrubbery!! Shut up! A newt?

Well, how’d you become king, then? You don’t vote for kings. Where’d you get the coconuts?

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