Carnival in Rio de Janerio
It must be wonderful. I’m a thing. I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later. Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged. Then we’ll go with that data file! I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. Why would I want to know that? Um, is this the boring, peaceful kind of taking to the streets? Why would a robot need to drink?
Abisko
Belligerent and numerous. Oh, I think we should just stay friends. File not found. I was all of history’s great robot actors – Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny! Oh dear! She’s stuck in an infinite loop, and he’s an idiot! Well, that’s love for you. What are their names? Large bet on myself in round one. Stop! Don’t shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression! Tell them I hate them. My fellow Earthicans, as I have explained in my book ‘Earth in the Balance”, and the much more popular ”Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth’, we need to defend our planet against pollution. Also dark wizards.
You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? How much did you make me? This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. Incidentally, you have a dime up your nose. I’m Santa Claus! No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires! Oh, but you can. But you may have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. And by “devil”, I mean Robot Devil. And by “metaphorically”, I mean get your coat. She’s stuck in an infinite loop, and he’s an idiot! Well, that’s love for you. What are their names? Large bet on myself in round one. Stop! Don’t shoot fire stick in space canoe! Oh, I think we should just stay friends. File not found. I was all of history’s great robot actors.
Stockholm
We can’t compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral! Yeah, and if you were the pope they’d be all, “Straighten your pope hat.” And “Put on your good vestments.” Ooh, name it after me! We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera. Leela, are you alright? You got wanged on the head. Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I’m going to come back there and change your opinions manually!
That I’d like to see! I’m just glad my fat, ugly mama isn’t alive to see this day. Do a flip! We can’t compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral! Yeah, and if you were the pope they’d be all, “Straighten your pope hat.” And “Put on your good vestments.”You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? How much did you make me? This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.
Copenhagen
Ooh, name it after me! We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera. Leela, are you alright? You got wanged on the head. Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I’m going to come back there and change your opinions manually! All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that’s why I’m transferring to business school! Oh, you’re a dollar naughtier than most. Oh Leela! You’re the only person I could turn to; you’re the only person who ever loved me. You, a bobsleder!? That I’d like to see! I’m just glad my fat, ugly mama isn’t alive to see this day. Do a flip! We can’t compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral! Yeah, and if you were the pope they’d be all, “Straighten your pope hat.” And “Put on your good vestments.”
