Will the Budget scale back spending cuts?

We shall say ‘Ni’ again to you, if you do not appease us. Now, look here, my good man. Well, Mercia’s a temperate zone! Oh, ow! Who’s that then? We shall say ‘Ni’ again to you, if you do not appease us.

You can’t expect to wield supreme power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! Bring her forward! …Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! What do you mean? I dunno. Must be a king.

Burn her! On second thoughts, let’s not go there. It is a silly place. The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! Why? Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! Well, I got better.

Oh, ow! No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she’s got a wart. Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!

I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time! Camelot! Did you dress her up like this? Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I’m being repressed! I’m not a witch.

We shall say ‘Ni’ again to you, if you do not appease us. Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods. Bloody Peasant! Well, we did do the nose. The nose? Well, she turned me into a newt.

Bloody Peasant! Shut up! Will you shut up?! No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she’s got a wart. Shut up! We found them. What do you mean?

Well, Mercia’s a temperate zone! Well, what do you want? Who’s that then? I have to push the pram a lot.

We found them. Well, what do you want? She looks like one. He hasn’t got shit all over him. You don’t vote for kings.

Now, look here, my good man. Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. We want a shrubbery!! But you are dressed as one… We shall say ‘Ni’ again to you, if you do not appease us.

But you are dressed as one… We want a shrubbery!! What do you mean? No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she’s got a wart.

She looks like one. Well, she turned me into a newt. Shut up! I dunno. Must be a king.

But you are dressed as one… A newt? I’m not a witch. Well, she turned me into a newt. Well, I didn’t vote for you. I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time!

Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! What a strange person. You don’t frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits! Shut up!

Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! …Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land. Well, what do you want? Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! How do you know she is a witch?

Well, how’d you become king, then? Shut up! No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she’s got a wart.

I dunno. Must be a king. Why? Look, my liege!

The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land. I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time! How do you know she is a witch? And the hat. She’s a witch! Look, my liege! Well, I didn’t vote for you.

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