FA Cup sixth round highlights

You lived before you met me?! Um, is this the boring, peaceful kind of taking to the streets? Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as “the brig”. Bender, you risked your life to save me!
I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening” at Elzars. Explain that.

That’s not soon enough! Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball’s in Farnsworth’s court! Kids don’t turn rotten just from watching TV. Now what? Oh, I don’t have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain. Fry! Quit doing the right thing, you jerk! Well, let’s just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it.

A Big Piece of Garbage

It doesn’t look so shiny to me. Aww, it’s true. I’ve been hiding it for so long. Dear God, they’ll be killed on our doorstep! And there’s no trash pickup until January 3rd.

The Cyber House Rules

Please, Don-Bot… look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! Who said that? SURE you can die! You want to die?! I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?

And remember, don't do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don't not do it!

One hundred dollars. That’s not soon enough! Why did you bring us here? But I’ve never been to the moon! Bender, you risked your life to save me!

We don’t have a brig. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. Yeah, and if you were the pope they’d be all, “Straighten your pope hat.” And “Put on your good vestments.” Guess again.

And until then, I can never die? That’s not soon enough! Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar. Is the Space Pope reptilian!? And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who’s gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet. Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything.

Kids don’t turn rotten just from watching TV. Now what? Oh, I don’t have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain. Fry! Quit doing the right thing, you jerk! Well, let’s just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it.

As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead. Ooh, name it after me! Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way? Eeeee! Now say “nuclear wessels”! Really?! Now Fry, it’s been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal?

You can crush me but you can’t crush my spirit! The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep. Hey, guess what you’re accessories to. Hey, you add a one and two zeros to that or we walk! All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that’s why I’m transferring to business school!

Really?! Look, last night was a mistake. Dr. Zoidberg, that doesn’t make sense. But, okay!

I found what I need. And it’s not friends, it’s things. Fry, you can’t just sit here in the dark listening to classical music. You’re going to do his laundry? Of all the friends I’ve had… you’re the first.

Fry, you can’t just sit here in the dark listening to classical music. Who’s brave enough to fly into something we all keep calling a death sphere? For the last time, I don’t like lilacs! Your ‘first’ wife was the one who liked lilacs! No argument here.

Ven ve voke up, ve had zese wodies. Who’s brave enough to fly into something we all keep calling a death sphere? There’s one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain! Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. Now what?

No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires! Say it in Russian! No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires! Goodbye, friends. I never thought I’d die like this. But I always really hoped. Is that a cooking show? Oh, I don’t have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain.

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