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HomeUncategorizedPatriots will reportedly re-sign Devin McCourty for five years, $47.5 million

Patriots will reportedly re-sign Devin McCourty for five years, $47.5 million

And this isn’t my nose. This is a false one. I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time! But you are dressed as one…

  • March 9, 2015
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  • Jim McClain
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Now, look here, my good man. I have to push the prm a lot. And this isn’t my nose. This is a false one. We shall say ‘Ni’ again to you, if you do not appease us. She looks like one.

He hasn’t got shit all over him. The nose? Burn her!

Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! I have to push the pram a lot. The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land. I am your king. Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! How do you know she is a witch?

 

Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from patriotssome farcical aquatic ceremony. Well, Mercia’s a temperate zone! On second thoughts, let’s not go there. It is a silly place. Bring her forward!

We want a shrubbery!! How do you know she is a witch? Well, how’d you become king, then? Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot!

I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time! Where’d you get the coconuts? A newt?

Camelot! Well, how’d you become king, then? Burn her anyway! I’m not a witch. Look, my liege!

But you are dressed as one… No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she’s got a wart. Why do you think that she is a witch? Well, I didn’t vote for you.

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land. Camelot! Camelot! Shut up! Will you shut up?! Shut up! Will you shut up?!

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