If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right. Now Fry, it’s been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal? Hello, little man. I will destroy you! But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver.
H2 – The Cyber House Rules
Can we have Bender Burgers again? You guys go on without me! I’m going to go… look for more stuff to steal! That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him! Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way?
H3 – A Fishful of Dollars
Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing. Wow, you got that off the Internet? In my day, the Internet was only used to download pornography. You mean while I’m sleeping in it? I’m Santa Claus!
H4 – A Bicyclops Built For Two
Dear God, they’ll be killed on our doorstep! And there’s no trash pickup until January 3rd. It’s okay, Bender. I like cooking too. And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who’s gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go.
H5 – My Three Suns
Is the Space Pope reptilian!? Hey, guess what you’re accessories to. Ugh, it’s filthy! Why not create a National Endowment for Strip Clubs while we’re at it?
H6 – Less Than Hero
These old Doomsday Devices are dangerously unstable. I’ll rest easier not knowing where they are. Our love isn’t any different from yours, except it’s hotter, because I’m involved. What kind of a father would I be if I said no? Yeah.